So we pick up back at the trauma tank. Now snakes and tarantulas are crawling around the remaining celebrities’ heads while the tank fills up with water. It’s actually pretty disgusting how close the bugs and snakes seem to get. . I guess his weird state of mind trick worked after all because Sanjaya wins immunity for all the guys. Capping it all off with an odd victory dance. Maybe he would have had more success on So You Think You Can Dance. I guess we’ll never know… or will we?
I didn’t know they allowed children on the island! I also didn’t know Angela was only 8 years old. Boo hoo, Angela is sad. She wakes up early, and it’s scary. Poor girl. She’s from Detroit and she thinks a jungle scene surrounded by a camera crew is scary? Someone needs to take some time to reflect while in Costa Rica. I don’t think it’s the jungle that’s doing this to her. She talks and laughs to herself like its second nature. Apparently the only sound she understands is Francis’ snoring. I would understand if she was the one who worked on Hannah Montana, selective hearing would be a must, but that dream job is held by her hilarious best friend. Either way, she finally diagnoses herself as “jungle upset”? WHAT? This woman is off it.
Time for a jungle jesus party. Since when is Stephen Baldwin able to baptize people? I guess when you don’t have many call backs you make time for getting dreadful tattoos and becoming an ordained minister. Makes sense to me.
The celebrities select Spencer and Heidi to compete in the food trial… well they kind of select themselves, but let’s not get back into that. The two compete for fish and watermelon in the “lost chamber” having to find stars in a chamber full of rats, snakes and other gross stuff. Spencer feels around in the pitch black chamber looking for stars. Good thing he’s wearing knee and elbow pads to protect him while he stands and dances around the space. With maybe only touching one thing he collects 2 stars in 3 minutes. Do I sense a new career? Heidi takes her turn, and does even worse! Collecting only 1 star, Spencer is right, these two are perfect for each other.
Speidi announce once again that they are leaving the island. Before they can leave, Stephen Baldwin has to baptize him, obviously. But wait! Janice interrupts by saying Stephen can’t baptize anyone, he’s not ordained.. and we all know it would take a lot of experience to rid this boy of the filth he as accumulated over the years. Can I just say, I LOVE YOU Janice for reading my mind! Thank you! So Baldwin basically just ends up giving Spencer a bath with a few hallelujahs for fun. Does anyone else feel like this is celebrity bible camp and not a jungle challenge? Unfortunately, Frangela decided to sit the baptism out. Personally, I would have enjoyed them taking another dunk in the river.
Heidi and Spencer are officially gone. Or are they? I feel they’ll pop up later in the episode. Francis of the Frangela duo bets John Salley a whopping $5.00 that Speidi will be back. Probably the most she can afford to lose, considering I’ve never seen this woman before she fell in the river (am I referencing this too much? But it’s my favorite moment!)
Hold up! Look to the left while Francis gives her evil speech while everyone gathers around. Is it just me or is Sanjaya naked? If so, someone is getting a little to in touch with his Mogley side.
The end is near and Janice is barking like a pit-bull during the hosts’ introduction. What is she even saying? Lou is given 20 seconds to decide which female to save from elimination and…… Patti is saved. Yippee, the most exciting “celebrity” is sticking around for at least another episode. Dear Lou, do ratings mean nothing to you?
Janice is very pleased the guys kept Patti. Maybe she’s got something going for both her and Salley. We’ll have to wait and see what happens there and who is the first to be kicked off this who. My guess…. goodbye Torrie.
Angela: “Shake out your boots, get your lamp girl, go to that toilet, it was terrifying.”
Angela: “You gotta buck up and take yourself to the potty, like a big girl.”
Spencer: “God, please, the only person I want to go on a double date with is Miley Cyrus. He did it within a month.”
Spencer: “I’m about to go in a competition with my wife, and I’m going to beat her… soo ah, here I go.”
Heidi: “Spencer would throw me off the cliff if it made him win.”
Spencer: “The fish that I just won in my trial, to be honest, I think I’m just gonna throw back into the water, because I could care less about anybody back at that camp eating tonight.”
Spencer: “For the rest of my life, I can open any door, and go… “what’s in this door.. put the gun in my face!”
Spencer: “Sorry for my charity, I’ll go give my blood.”
Baldwin: “The more the sin, the longer the dunk.” (profound)
Spencer: “Tori, you’re a legend, you’re wet. so…”