The hosts make a visit to camp and announce that there are no more teams; it’s now every celebrity for himself. The pink and blue outfits are thrown away and replaced with new green shirts. What are those numbers supposed to be on the back of each of their shirts? Anyone know?
The next morning Janice is in a terribly bad mood. She’s normally “off” but this is worse than usual considering she takes it out on Holly for not putting away clean dishes. I would think that the reality of not being in the top two could easily bring this super model down. To find out she’s not getting the votes she knows (thinks) she deserves it makes sense she would throw a bit of a fit. Holly confronts Janice about her mood and she gives a two-faced response – apologizing to Holly’s face and ripping her apart in the confessional.
The celebrities find out they will be competing in the food trial “Mud Pit Mania”. Torrie is extremely excited because this is her type of event. Especially considering the trail comes with a trunk full of wrestling clothes. All the celebrities deck themselves in spandex and bright colours. Stephen goes full out and makes a mask and literally calls himself something like “captain lingu” for the remainder of the day. He actually manages to create an even more obnoxious character than himself. Lou dresses himself as the ‘cow-diator’. Considering that this food trial is for pizza, I hope these celebrities put as much effort into their performance as they did their outfits.
Inside the mud pit the celebrities fight to find 1 of 3 stars. This pit of mud full of floaties looks like a jungle McDonald’s playland. Well, minus the fact that there are crocodiles keeping the celebrities company. Isn’t that dangerous? I feel like this show takes a lot of chances with the safety of some of these challenges. Janice gives up first and runs off into the forest. To where? No one knows. Instead of putting his energy into trying to find a star, Stephen goes around biting the other celebrities in the mud pit. Okayyyy? In the end Sanjaya, Patti and Lou find the three stars and are awarded a pizza dinner. Back at camp Stephen Baldwin FINALLY stops acting like the made-up wrestling character he created. The hosts return to camp and reveal the fact that Holly Montag is going home. At least Heidi will have a Spencer alternative for dinner dates back in the Hills.
Props to whoever edited this together segment of name dropping together. Probably one of the things I’ve enjoyed most of this show so far. The winner is obviously Janice Dickenson. Not surprising considering she’s got a good 109 years on everyone else to meet celebrities. The pizza is delivered to the winners and John cooks vegetables for the remaining celebrities. Janice complains about how the green vegetables are for her, because the doctor ordered them “for her ass”. John says it’s all to be shared and refuses to move from his stance, or assist in the moving of Janice’s bowels (okay, that was bad, I know, apology!).
The Hosts make another trip to camp to reveal the second person going home in this episode. They reveal that Janice is being sent home. Noooo! She’s my favorite. I guess I’ll just have to wait for the next trashy celebrity reality show, because we all know she will be cast, don’t deny. Back at camp John delivers letters from home to each of the celebrities. Sanjaya openly admits to being a mama’s boy. Surprising? No.
America is encouraged to vote for their favorite celebrities because on Monday the two celebrities with the lowest number of votes will face the trail “last chance saloon”. The loser of the trail will be sent home. At the very end of the episode Holly and Janice come to the studio after their time in the jungle for a little chat. The interview is rushed, but hey, it’s live television. Holly thinks Sanjaya will win and Janice thinks Stephen Baldwin will. Who do I think will win? I would say Lou. As long as he keeps winning immunity I think he’ll make it to the very end.
John: “I slept really well last night. Immunity helps you sleep.”
Torrie: “I’m so excited to wrestle in a mud pit. This is right up my alley.”
Stephen: “See you in the mud pit, wench!” (To Patti)
Janice: “Bruce Willis, he was my boyfriend when he was a bar tender. I dumped him for Mick Jagger.”
Janice: “The doctor wanted me to have broccoli so I can dump.”
Janice: “Greens for my ass!”
Janice: “He scared me. John does scare me because he scares me.”
Janice: “Sanjaya is Tinkerbelle.”