I’m A Celebrity: Final Episode

It’s the live finale! It’s the end of the 3 and ½ weeks and here we finally are!
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The hosts are chillin’ in the studio with the celebrities who have already been cast off. Spencer admits that the other celebrities have actually added value to his fame. I’m not really sure if he’s correct on that one….but I’ll let them all enjoy that moment.
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The remaining celebrities go to the jungle spa and it is anything but a relaxing retreat. It’s their final food trial and each is playing for their favorite foods. Torrie gets cockroaches all over her head. John Salley dunks his face into a bowl of “vomit fruit” and retrieves some stars with his mouth. Lou has to fish for stars in holes full of spiders and frogs. Yuck.
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After this they all have to deal with three more disgusting services.
Torrie has to get into the hot tub full of crocodiles. She says excuse me guys to the crocs. Aw she’s so cute. Torrie picks up a crocodile and kisses it. It’s a bit scary but she’s had to share a ring with much more dangerous and unattractive creatures, so I’m sure it was easy for her.
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John Salley deals with some snakes while Lou gets the most disgusting jungle spray tan which is topped off with a shower of maggots (one of which tries to crawl into his ear) gross-ness.

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Back in the studio Spencer says the final three have lost lots of weight, but lets them know he’s been eating extra for them back in LA. Stephen says he is going to stay an extra week to catch a fish. Yeah you do that Stephen. I’m sure the casting agents won’t miss you. Patti says it is better being out of the jungle and Sanjaya the king of trials says his favorite trial was the torture tank because he loved being in water with reptiles. During their final night the three finalists enjoyed a “gourmet dinner”. John’s tofu burger apparently made his taste buds clap while Torrie says she is an inspiration to women by demonstrating women can be strong. I guess?

Each celebrity who was voted off spill who they think will win the show. When we get to Spencer he (obviously) says that HE is the one who will win. Buddy, you’ve been off the show for 3 weeks! Oh well, it was kind of funny. John Salley is first to be sent… to the other side of the fire? No going home just yet. He must stick around to find out who has won. John’s review of his stay in the jungle was actually pretty sad. Now I wish I was on a basketball team with him. Or maybe I just want him to cook for me. To see this re-cap I feel I’ve grown an odd attachment to these people. When did this happen?

24 days later Lou and Torrie stand and wait to find out who has won the competition. And the winner is Lou Diamond Phillips. I’d say he does deserve it. Congratulations, you did well papa Lou Lou.
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