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We’ve found the genius of some of the most entertaining websites that’s a pretty good mix of internet and voyeurism, where you can peruse some of the world’s most intimate text messages.

It’s called textsfromlastnight.com, and the site posts various genres of text such as last night’s drunken exchanges and an area code – don’t worry your personal deets won’t be divulged. All of a sudden, voila, you’re textual masterpiece is on display for the whole wide world to see, whether you post it, or someone else does. With posts like: “I’m half single. Please tell me it’s the bottom half”, and: “Pregnant Stipper. Not Hot,” and: “Incredible sex Calvin, more sex, spoon, sex again”….ahhhh late night texts.

Some other examples of hilarity you will find:

(410): You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

(312): he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
(313): you mean his girlfriend

(859): im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever

(917): last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
(917): this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on – and the bartender in my bed
(917): he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
(718): messed up. what color are the wings?

(310): I’m playing the sound guy on a porno set

(512): just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
(1-512): pretty standard. you have fun last night?
(512): apparently….what exactly does ‘pretty standard’ mean?
(1-512): typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.

Posted: April 30th, 2009 | Category: Daily Fix