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Swine Flu, Noel Gallagher

It was only a matter of time before we had to mention Swine flu… oh I mean H1N1 Influenza A (sorry to have offended any pigs out there). I kinda wish Noel Gallagher from Oasis was the head of the World Health Organization – his swine flu quotes are way cooler and make me laugh instead of wanting to cry about it for a moment. After landing in a Venezuelan airport recently Noel said:

“This swine flu malarkey is freaking people out. My mum called me and tells me to be ‘careful’ or I WILL die of pig flu. I swear at that point I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to stare!! I WANT A MASK!!! I suddenly feel quite naked without one.”

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